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funny freemason rumors
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Michael Hatley
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They all make me laugh, except the Shriner one. Man, people can be so ugly. It speaks volumes about people when they trust that sort of thing more than their own eyes.
Benton
Premium Member
When I was student teaching in college, one of my cooperating teachers saw my ring and asked me if there was a National Treasure or something like it. I just laughed and said, "If there was, do you think I'd be here doing this?"
Eric Edwards
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I heard that when your initiated you have to kiss the backside of baphomet which is a bloody goat head... and if you walk around the backside you end up not having to kiss it's rear...
there will be a woman who will orally satisfy you.
I went and got a petition right away....JUST KIDDING.
there will be a woman who will orally satisfy you.
I went and got a petition right away....JUST KIDDING.
SeeKer.mm
Premium Member
Ha hahahahahaha.........HA
Spring TX MM
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Most of these are funny as heck. I was instructing one of the best EAs I've ever taught. He asked me what to say when people question him about Freemasonry. I told him the usual and said if he ever didn't know what to say, to just call me. He called me one evening from a social gathering with friends and asked how to respond since he had been asked if we burn crosses and wear white sheets. I told him to say yes and to add that we dance naked under the moon, continuously take over the world and not forgetting, eat babies for breakfast. He laughed a little and agreed to say what I told him. The next time we met for instruction, he said it was the perfect thing to say. They all laughed and realized how silly their questions were.
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Kyle
Spring Lodge #1174
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Kyle
Spring Lodge #1174
lbrown2
Registered User
The rumors I've heard was that we're devil worshippers, and during the EA initiation, the candidates have to be completely naked and sleep in a casket. If you're in the Scottish Rite and you obtain the 33rd degree, you have to drink blood from a skull. And that freemasonry is a religion and we're of course a part of the Illuminati!
knightnblue
Registered User
tomasball said:
Hahahahaha!!! Good one!
Rick Flores MM Eagle Pass #626
knightnblue
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SeeKer.mm said:
I prefer the goat cooked on a spit with lemon-pepper
Rick Flores MM Eagle Pass #626
Our Lodge is next door to a Vet clinic which ALWAYS has goats outside in the pen area. Some of us usually ask the new candidate if he hasn't picked out a goat yet to go outside & choose one real quick before we get started! LOL Hey.... It's almost a rite of passage!
Kinda like going from Polywog to Shellback! Ha My dad went thru that on his way to Makin Islands during WWII & he wasn't even a squid!
Kinda like going from Polywog to Shellback! Ha My dad went thru that on his way to Makin Islands during WWII & he wasn't even a squid!
phulseapple
Premium Member
Pretty much anything by A.Ralph Epperson and Jim Marrs have been the funniest I have heard. Outdone only by the one and only David Icke who thinks we are Reptilian shape shifters. I have also been inundated with claims that we are strictly an evil Jewish cult responsible for the 9/11 attacks...
Brent Heilman
Premium Member
The reason it is taking so long is we want to make sure it is done right and as quitely as possible.
JustinScott
Premium Member
Masons drink goats blood and eat people right? I mean that's why I wanted to join.
Brent Heilman
Premium Member
Not so much people in general. It is mostly babies. Also, don't forget the occasional sacrifice to our god.
martin
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Oh ya I was driving to down town Toronto , in the hwy 404 with couple masons friends and of course I have a mason sticker in the back of my car , so a car pass me and as they passing me I saw a bunch on nuns in the other car and they look at us and made the sign of the cross
Virgin Islands Brother
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A brother told me a coworker was interested in joining. He went through the usual steps to bring in an initiate then tried to inform him. He then noticed that the guy was avoiding him. Two weeks of this and he finally cornered the guy. He asked him what's wrong. The guy tells him he can't do it again. No disrespect but he's heterosexual. Needless to say the brother was floored.